Green cars

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
08/10/2018 at 09:58 • Filed to: bentley, green

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Since I’m on the topic of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ... I spotted a Bentley Bentayga yesterday. A not-so-hot take follows after the jump.

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The Bentayga I spotted was Apple Green with the chromed grille option, similar to the picture above. It was awful .

A Bentley should look big - because it is big - but it should look smooth, powerful, luxurious and fully in control of its heft. This particular shade of green made the car look oversized and ungainly.

U nder the bright midday sun, the chrome grille was too bright, too sparkly. It was gaudy and looked very cheap.

Note to Bentayga buyers : the vehicle you’re purchasing is an affront to the Bentley brand, so at the very least, keep it tasteful.

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In just in case you’re wondering, this is what a green Bentley should look like:

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I keep buying lottery tickets in the hopes that one day I’ll win enough to buy a car just like it.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > BJ
08/10/2018 at 10:28

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Counterpoint: Bentley drivers are ostentatious pricks, and while the Bentayga is ugly as sin in any color , it accomplishes the goal of broadcasting to the world that you’re an ostentatious prick.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > BJ
08/10/2018 at 10:33

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This is what a green Bentley Blower used to look like.

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Kinja'd!!! BJ > Cé hé sin
08/10/2018 at 11:06

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A picture of that car is my computer wallpaper. Beautiful!


Kinja'd!!! Svend > BJ
08/10/2018 at 12:57

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As a Cumbrian I approve the choice of colour for the Bentley Flying Spur.

The colour is Spruce

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It’s very close to Cumbrian Green, which I’d go for personally.

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Kinja'd!!! BJ > Svend
08/10/2018 at 14:38

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Cumbrian Green is nice, too, but a touch dark. Spruce has a bit more life to it.

I specced out that car years ago, and I keep the pdf as a sort of inspiration. :)